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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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