Obama lin Baden.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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