- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A sober Irish individual.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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