- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

VITAMIN C!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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