- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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