Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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su algato es en fuego

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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