- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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