- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Sir, your wife is dead

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