A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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