How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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