Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

that wall over there ->

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

kennah campion when she talks

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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