A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

360 NO SCOPE

A muslim paints Mohammed

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

I like school Said no one ever.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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