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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

A muslim paints Mohammed

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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