Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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WOw you have no life

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Women's rights

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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