What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Everybody will die

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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