what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Where's my tractor?

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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