- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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