Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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