What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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