What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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theres a fat guy

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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