Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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George W. Bush

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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your all shit at jokes

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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