- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

I got shot, you laughed

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

William Raines.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Womens rights.

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