Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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live babies

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Global Warming.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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William Raines.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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