Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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