- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

women's rights

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

The WNBA.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

George W. Bush

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

So one time this woman was learning...

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

That's unfortunate.

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