Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Carlton

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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the cow goes moo

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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