Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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I hate you.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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mitt romney

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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