- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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