A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Black people are innocent.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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