- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Womens Sports

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What is a dog? Bark

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