Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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No joke.

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i have aids and a chode

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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penis

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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William Raines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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