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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Scott

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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