- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

black people. that is all...

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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