What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Ben is gay

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Ruller

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Anti Joke

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