you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Black people are innocent.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What what In the butt

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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