Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What's 9 +10 19

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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