Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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