- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

i like men but im not gay

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Guest what in the butt

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's big and purple? Barney

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...