Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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