what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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