- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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