What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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