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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.