- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Your're racist.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's 2+2? Fish

Don't believe in Atheists.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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