- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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