- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

your mom was so fat that she died.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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