- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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