-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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I am quite mature.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Take part of what?

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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