- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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