Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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