- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Antijokes...

H o m o comes out as homo

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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