- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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