- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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