- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Take wrong turns

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

eoin burgin is fat

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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