- Anti Joke

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.