yolo your orange looks orange

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...