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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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