- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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