What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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