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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Blacks

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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