- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Antijokes...

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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