- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Women's rights.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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