why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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