Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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