Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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