- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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