- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A dancer walks into a barre

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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