- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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