What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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the sky is green no it is not

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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