Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

girls basketball

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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