What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

So this guy was making a sandwich...

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Your Mom The End.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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