how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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