What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

that wall over there ->

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

kennah campion when she talks

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

pobody's nerfect

Anti Joke

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