- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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