- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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