ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

XD Jackass.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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