what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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well use a tissue!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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HOLY COW!

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Anti Joke

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