who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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