- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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