- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Guest what in the butt

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Immigration Laws

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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