What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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