1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A pope meets another one

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Anti Joke

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