- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

I have a really funny joke.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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