I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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TOP KEK

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

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