What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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