- Anti Joke

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka