- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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